Can I really tolerate this service just for the photos?
qponx
2026-01-24
Thinking of visiting the viral PROSOCHI in Kemang? This Mediterranean spot is a visual stunner, with a gorgeous Middle Eastern design that makes every corner photo-worthy. But is the "Instagrammable" vibe enough to overlook the painfully slow service and hit-or-miss food? This review gives an honest breakdown of the ambiance, dishes, and crucial tips on reservations, the all-smoking policy, and potential photo fees so you can decide if it's worth the trip.
The competition in Kemang is on another level! Lately, this PROSOCHI Mediterranean restaurant has been blowing up my feed. I was instantly captivated by its beauty just from the pictures, so, of course, I immediately grabbed my girls and rushed over!
Honestly, I was truly stunned the moment I walked in. The whole space is insanely spacious, with a gorgeous yet laid-back Middle Eastern vibe, paired with the perfect music, the atmosphere was on point. Every corner is exquisitely designed, any random shot looks like a professional photo, no wonder it's so popular, it's a pure 'Instagrammable' spot born for photos[1]. Girls, if you're looking for a place to Nongkrong or for a date, based on the ambiance alone, this is definitely a top-tier choice.
Is the food a pleasant surprise or a fright?
We ordered a few of the hyped-up signature dishes from online reviews, and overall, it was a mixed bag.
That Grilled Marinated Beef[2] was really good, the beef was very tender, and the accompanying rice was super flavorful. I give this dish high marks, Mantap! 👍
The Pistachio Pizza[3] my friend ordered was also quite interesting. The savory flavor of the pistachios paired with cheese created a very unique taste, which was a pleasant little surprise. If you don't know what to order, the very Mediterranean Mezze Platter[4] is also a safe bet.
But then again, taste is really subjective. One of my friends felt the taste of her pasta was a bit... emmm, hard to describe[5], and it wasn't hot enough when it was served. So ordering might require a bit of luck.
After praising the ambiance, let's get real
But! The service at this place... seriously, Anjay... was so slow it makes you question your existence. 🙄
From the moment we were seated, it felt like they were severely understaffed. We waited ages to order, and even longer for the food to arrive. We literally watched the table next to us wait for almost an hour, only to be told that the dish they ordered was sold out. The scene was... something else[6]. So girls, if you decide to come, you must max out your patience level, be zen about it, and just treat it as a trip specifically to Chill and take photos.
Editor's Guide to Avoiding Pitfalls (Get your notebooks ready!)
Finally, for those of you who want to go, here are a few heartfelt tips:
- 🔥 You must! You must! Make a reservation in advance! This place is super popular and is basically full during meal times. Walking in directly will most likely be a wasted trip.[7]
- 🚬 Smoking is allowed everywhere; there is no non-smoking area. This is very important! For those of you sensitive to smoke, consider this carefully, or try to pick a spot with better ventilation.[8]
- 📸 The"unwritten rule" for photos: If you're just casually taking pictures with your phone, it's fine. But if you bring a professional camera or want to change into several outfits to strike poses, you might be charged a"photoshoot fee" of 350,000 IDR[9]. It's best to confirm with the restaurant beforehand to avoid any awkwardness.
- 🕌 Muslim-friendly: This deserves praise! The restaurant's prayer room (Mushola) is very clean and well-equipped, which is very thoughtful.[10]
- Kemang's new luxurious Middle Eastern-style spot: an influencer hotspot! Photo-ready corners, perfect for Nongkrong. [1]
- Must-order Grilled Marinated Beef[2]! Melt-in-your-mouth tender, with rice soaked in savory juices. So good!
- And the game-changing Pistachio Pizza[3]! Salty pistachio + cheese for a unique, unexpected taste adventure.
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