To everyone who hates the smell of smoke: I found Jakarta's breathing zone in an SCBD parking lot
qponx
2026-01-23
Tired of smoky bars? Discover a hidden, smoke-free speakeasy tucked away in an SCBD parking lot, offering a true breathing zone in Jakarta. This cozy spot boasts a creative, ever-changing cocktail menu, with the nutty and creamy Queen Pistacia as a must-try signature. While the space is small and reservations aren't an option, it’s the perfect intimate escape for those seeking inventive drinks and conversation without the usual haze. It’s your promised land for a smoke-free night out.
Girls, I was so done! I followed the GPS and circled the SCBD underground parking lot three times, and for a moment, I thought I was being scammed by some anjay driver. Just as I was about to turn around and leave, I spotted this tiny, inconspicuous entrance in a corner. If there hadn't been people standing at the door, I would have definitely missed it.
Who would have thought that pushing the door open would be like instantly teleporting from a cold parking lot to another world. The space isn't big, but the warm wood panels and hazy neon lights instantly maxed out the cozy vibes [1]. Most importantly, there wasn't a single whiff of that damned smoke smell in the air! The music volume was also just right. I can finally chat with friends at a normal volume in a Jakarta bar without having to shout. Moved to tears 😭.
The drink menu here is all about creativity and heart, and it changes regularly [2], so every visit is like opening a blind box. I went straight for the super-hyped signature, Queen Pistacia[3]. The taste was absolutely incredible! The balance of sour, nutty, creamy, and salty was just perfect—silky and magical. The bartender said the foam on top is made from Doritos. What an imagination, mantap! However, the Saffron Gimlet[4] my friend ordered was a bit questionable. It was too sour for me; one big sip almost made my soul leave my body [5]. I guess one man's meat is another man's poison.
To be honest, this place isn't perfect. At 165k++ for a cocktail, it does hurt the wallet a bit. Also, the space is super tiny with limited seating, so if you want to come and chill, it's pretty much up to fate. The key thing is, they don't serve any food. For someone like me who needs something to line my stomach when drinking, I could only quietly open Gofood and order delivery [6].
Guide to Avoiding Pitfalls | My Honest Advice
- How to get there without any trouble? Don't ever believe the unofficial security guards at the entrance who say the underground parking is full and tell you to park on the street for 100k! It's all a scam! Drive directly into the underground parking, or park at the ASHTA mall across the street and walk over [7].
- When to go? They don't take reservations! If you want to sit down comfortably for a drink, you either have to rush over right when they open or be prepared to queue or stand [8].
- What to order? You can't go wrong ordering the signature Queen Pistacia[9] blindly. Feel free to be adventurous with the others, but if you're not a fan of sour flavors, it's best to ask before you order. After all, money doesn't grow on trees.
- The most, most, most important point! This is one of the few "smoke-free havens"[10] in Jakarta! Only vaping is allowed. If you're like me and sick of being smoked out like a walking ashtray every time you go to a bar, then this is definitely your promised land
- Jakarta's 'smoke-free heaven'! No smoke, perfect music, ideal for chill chats, atmosphere 💯 [1][2].
- Signature Queen Pistacia [3]! Doritos foam, sweet-sour-salty-nutty explosion. Pure genius [4][5].
- SCBD's underground parking hides an unassuming door to a cozy, warm neon, other-worldly spot. The contrast is insane! [6][7].
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