Who Says International Brands Can't Crash & Burn? An Epic "Don't Go" Review of Café Kitsuné Jakarta
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2026-01-24
Is the hyped-up Café Kitsuné in Jakarta worth a visit? This brutally honest review suggests you skip it. While the venue is photogenic, the article details a disappointing experience, from the smoke-filled interior to the overpriced and underwhelming food. Discover why the signature burger and matcha latte are considered an "Insta-scam" with tiny portions and poor value. This is a must-read for anyone except those just wanting a quick photo for their social media feed.
Girls, have you guys been seeing this little fox from Jakarta all over your feeds lately? Me too! I braved the SCBD evening rush hour and rushed to Ashta, just to see how Mantap the world-famous Café Kitsuné really is.
The entrance is indeed quite nice-looking, a bunch of trendy guys and girls were taking pictures, the vibe was immaculate, and at that moment, I thought the trip was worth it… until I sat down, and the story took a wrong turn. Anjay!
The Experience? No, More Like Catching a 'Cold'
The interior design is beautiful, a typical Japanese-French fusion style, very photogenic. But! I have to say this loud and clear, if you don't smoke, or if you're with kids, run! 🏃♀️
The entire indoor space is filled with smoke, with absolutely no strict separation for non-smoking areas[1]. My reserved table was right next to the smoking area. After sitting there for half an hour, I felt like I was Nongkrong at an internet cafe. The chic vibe instantly vanished, and all I wanted to do was go home and wash my hair.
The Food? The Biggest 'Insta-Scam' of the Year
OK, the ambiance is a no-go, but at least the food should be good, right? I was too naive.
To be brutally honest, the taste and quality of this branch are not on the same level at all compared to the ones I've been to in Paris, Tokyo, or even Bali[2]. It feels like this Jakarta branch is purely here to rip people off.
The service was also hard to describe. The staff were busy chatting among themselves, and it took forever to get their attention. The food came out shockingly slow[3].
- Signature Kitsune Burger[4]: I was stunned when it arrived. Just a lonely burger, no fries, no side dishes, for 135k++. When I took a bite, the patty was dry and tough, and the flavor was so bland I think the street-side burger stalls are better.
- Matcha Latte[5]: My friend ordered it, supposedly for the photo op. The result was... a drink made just for pictures. The matcha powder wasn't even mixed properly, and the taste was hard to describe.
- Portion Size: Everything we ordered came in pitifully small portions, like a kid's meal[6]. The two of us casually ordered and spent almost 600k, but we didn't even feel full. For this kind of value for money, I'm just... speechless.
A Guide to Avoiding This Trap, You're Welcome!
Alright, rant over, let's get to the good stuff. So, who should actually come here?
✅ Recommended for:
❌ Strongly Not Recommended for:
Must-Read Tips Before You Go:
- Influencer-wannabes who are only there for the photos: If you have no expectations for the food and just want to snap a few pics with the little fox logo for your social media, then sure, come. Order the cheapest drink, take your photos, and leave.
- Foodies who genuinely want a good meal: Don't come! For the same amount of money, you could have a luxurious feast in Jakarta.
- People who hate second-hand smoke: Definitely don't come! You will suffocate[7].
- Friends looking for good value for money: You'll be heartbroken to the point of being unable to breathe if you come.
- 1. Book in advance: If you want to go, make sure to book at least a day in advance via WhatsApp[8].
- 2. Ask about the minimum charge: Some of the better seats have a minimum charge[9]. Be sure to ask before you sit down to avoid getting ripped off.
- 3. Lower all your expectations: Lower your expectations for the food, service, and ambiance to the absolute minimum, and you won't be as disappointed.
- Jakarta's Café Kitsuné, trendy crowds queuing for high vibes, but once seated, it sours fast [1]
- WARNING! Non-smokers/kids? RUN! Inside's smoky, no strict non-smoking zone, trendy vibe? Zero. [2]
- Kitsune Burger? Dry patty. Matcha latte? Unstirred powder. Two people, 600k for a meal. Total rip-off. [3][4][5]
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