A 2-hour queue for this bowl of noodles? Calm down about this viral Blok M spot.
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2026-01-25
Is the viral Futago Ya in Blok M worth the infamous two-hour queue? This review dives past the social media hype to find out. The tiny, "hole-in-the-wall" spot is always packed, but the famous Creamy Miso Udon might not live up to expectations. Instead, the tender and flavorful Brisket Don is hailed as the surprising star. Get the verdict on whether to brave the line and discover what you should *actually* order for a satisfying meal.
Friends, who gets it! Passed by Blok M over the weekend and saw that crazy long line at Futago Ya's entrance again... Anjay, the line was practically endless. Every time, I wonder what kind of divine delicacy this is, that's worth everyone standing under the hot Jakarta sun for an hour or two?[1] Refusing to believe the hype, I specifically picked a weekday afternoon this time and finally managed to squeeze in.
The moment I walked in... wow, I was just speechless. The space is so small you're afraid of bumping into someone just by turning around, a total"hole-in-the-wall"[2]. Tables are packed next to each other, you basically have to shout to talk. Want to have a nice Chill chat with a friend? Forget about it. This is purely a place to eat and run; you have to leave right after you finish. Totally not suitable for Nongkrong.
Sat down and got straight to the point, ordering the Creamy Miso Udon[3] that's been blowing up on TikTok. When it arrived, it looked really good. The creamy soup base looked very rich. But! The! first bite left me speechless… How should I put it... it's just overwhelmingly creamy and sweet. Eating too much of it really gets a bit"cloying" (enek). For the so-called"Japanese-Indonesian fusion," all I could taste was cream. Layers of flavor? Non-existent. It's been hyped to the moon online, but I can only say, this flavor is really overhyped[4].
Just when I was about to be disappointed, the Brisket Don[5] my companion ordered was a total lifesaver! This was Mantap! The brisket was stewed until it was tender and flavorful, served with a soft-boiled egg and rice, every bite was super satisfying. If you absolutely have to come, I suggest you go straight for this rice bowl. It's so much better than that creamy udon. We also tried the Gyoza Cream[6], which was also cream-based. The taste was okay, I guess, but the whole meal was a cream-bombardment, and it was a bit much to handle.
To be honest, the prices aren't expensive; main dishes are mostly in the 40k-60k Rupiah range. But the portion size is also really"delicate." The bowl isn't big, and the amount of meat isn't much either. A guy might only be half-full after one bowl[7]. As for value for money, it's a matter of opinion.
As usual, here are the key points for the girls who want to check it out:
- 1. The Time Trick: Do not go during meal times or on weekends! Otherwise, a 2-hour wait is no joke[8]. The best time is on a weekday afternoon between 3-5 PM, when it's much less crowded[9].
- 2. Space Warning: The place is super small and crowded. Don't bring a large group for a meal; two people for a quick bite is the limit[10]. If you're looking for a comfortable place to chat, just pass on this one.
- 3. Parking & Payment: There's no parking out front, so just park at the nearby Pasaraya or Blok M Square[11]. Also, they don't accept credit cards! Remember to bring cash or have your e-payment ready.
- 4. Self-Service: It's semi-self-service here. Remember to return your own bowls and utensils to the collection station after you finish. Don't just sit there waiting for a server to clear them[12].
- 5. Ordering Suggestion: If you're not a huge fan of cream, I sincerely recommend avoiding the Creamy Miso Udon. Go straight for the Brisket Don[13]; you'll thank me. 👌
- Anjay! What's the magic behind that endless queue [1] stretching out the door under Jakarta's scorching sun?
- TikTok's viral Creamy Miso Udon [2] – heavenly or just hype? You be the judge!
- Thank goodness for the Brisket Don [3]! Tender brisket, soft-boiled egg, and rice – every bite is pure, "lifesaving" satisfaction.
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