This Jakarta Golf Cafe: Beautiful as a painting, loud as a market?
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2026-01-24
Discover NOB Cafe, a Jakarta spot boasting a picture-perfect golf course view that’s an Instagrammer’s dream. But is it all good? This review gives you the honest truth, highlighting the cafe's beautiful scenery and must-try items like the rich coffee and savory Cheese Croissant. It also gives a heads-up on the surprisingly loud indoor atmosphere and inconsistent service. Learn the best times to visit and what to order for the ideal experience at this scenic but noisy gem.
Girls, I've found another gem in West Jakarta... or have I? It's a bit of a mixed bag. 😂
This NOB Cafe, located inside a golf club, has a view of the lush green landscape that was so beautiful it left me speechless at first glance[1]. Any random shot is the kind that will blow up your social media with questions. But! After sitting down for less than ten minutes, I almost thought I'd stumbled into a Pasar (traditional market)... Anjay!
To be fair, their food and drinks are actually pretty solid. The coffee is genuinely good[2]—generous portion, rich flavor, not that deceptive sugary water stuff. The pastry counter is a real highlight; you have to order the Cheese Croissant[3]! The outside is crispy, the inside is soft and chewy, and the cheese is savory and fragrant. Mantap! For the main course, I tried the much-hyped Poke Bowl[4], and it was indeed good. The raw fish was fresh, the ingredients were generous, and one bowl was very satisfying.
However, the downsides are just as obvious. I really have to complain about the breakfast platter my friend ordered[5]. It was way too oily, and they were super stingy with the meat—not great value for money. Oh, and if you don't like overly sweet drinks, remember to tell the waiter 'kurang manis' (less sugar) when you order, or it might be sickeningly sweet for you[6].
Back to the noise issue. The indoor space is large, but the ceiling and walls are bare and don't absorb any sound at all. When it gets crowded, the sound of everyone talking and cutlery clanking mixes into a constant buzz, making it hard to even have a proper conversation. The service was... hard to put into words. The waiters were friendly enough, but they were often gathered together chatting, and you could call for them forever and no one would show up[7]. You have to shout just to get the bill, which is a bit exhausting.
Quick Guide & How to Avoid the Pitfalls 📝
Thinking of going? Listen up:
- 1. Choose the right time! If you want to Chill quietly, definitely don't go during peak weekend hours. It's less crowded on weekday afternoons, and the experience is a million times better.
- 2. Sit outdoors! If you don't mind the heat, the outdoor seating is the best choice. Not only do you get the golf course view all to yourself, but it's also a hundred times quieter than inside.
- 3. Don't expect to get work done here. Don't ask me for the Wi-Fi password, because there isn't one[8]! The power outlets are also ridiculously scarce, so bringing a laptop is just asking for trouble.
- 4. Ordering Guide: The coffee and croissants are a no-brainer. If you want a main course, get the Poke Bowl. If you see an official set menu deal (like a 150k++ set), you can give it a try[9]; ordering à la carte is indeed a bit pricey.
- 5. Brace yourself before you go to the restroom... The hygiene really needs improvement, and I hope the management sees this[10].
- West Jakarta's spot: lush green golf course views[1] so breathtaking, your pics will own social media!
- Must-try! Their cheese croissant[2] is Mantap: crispy outside, soft inside, savory cheese – you'll crave another!
- Don't miss their Poke Bowl[3]! Highly praised, with fresh fish and generous ingredients – pure energy and satisfaction.
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