Don't just look at the pictures! Read this before booking your spot at Jakarta's "Little Bali".
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2026-01-24
Discover Jakarta's stunning "Little Bali," an oasis with a gorgeous poolside and golf course view perfect for photos. While the ambiance is a ten, the food quality can be a gamble, with some amazing hits and disappointing misses. This guide gives you the inside scoop on what to order (and what to avoid!), how to navigate reservations, and tips for dealing with high prices and pesky mosquitoes, ensuring you have the best possible experience at this beautiful but tricky spot.
Just as I turned off from Senayan onto that bamboo-lined path, I almost thought my GPS had tricked me and led me to some Country Club in Bali. Seriously, to be able to find such an oasis in the heart of Jakarta, the UNION Group really did something special this time.
Pool, lawn, golf course view, coming here for brunch during the day, with the sunlight pouring in, any photo you take looks like a magazine cover. At night, once the lights come on, the whole vibe becomes very chill, and having a few friends come here to nongkrong and have a drink is definitely the pinnacle of social gatherings[1].
The Flavor is On Point, but the Quality Control is Like Opening a Blind Box
The ambiance gets full marks, but the food, well, that's a bit of a thrill ride.
I have to give a public shout-out to their Indonesian fried rice. It was full of that wok-fired aroma, the spices were perfectly balanced, and it's easily in the top three I've had in Jakarta[2]. My friend's Truffle Pasta[3] was also the bomb, the truffle flavor was explosively rich. And that Duck Confit[4], the duck leg was so tender it fell off the bone, and the accompanying risotto was also mantap!
BUT! The landmines were just as obvious. I have to complain about the steak I ordered. I asked for medium, but it came out dry, tough, and was tasteless[5]. My companion's Caesar salad was so sour it made you grimace... It feels like their quality control is a bit like opening a blind box; the performance is not very consistent.
So I Came, But My Wallet is Hurting a Bit…
To be fair, the ambiance is truly top-notch, but the prices are no joke either. The two of us just had a casual meal, and the bill came out to around 700-800 thousand rupiah, Anjay! Plus, if you want to sit in the outdoor or sofa areas at night, there's a minimum charge[6], so it's best to be mentally prepared before you go.
Also, while the outdoor scenery is great, there are seriously a lot of mosquitoes at night, so girls, remember to wear long pants or bring your own mosquito repellent[7]!
Guide to Avoiding Pitfalls (Save This!)
Alright, as usual, let me highlight the key points for the girls who want to go:
- Reservations! Reservations! Reservations! Especially on weekends, if you don't book, you'll most likely have to wait. You can book directly on Chope or WA, it's very convenient[8].
- Be smart about choosing your seat: For those who can't stand the smell of smoke, make sure to request the non-smoking area when you book. If you want to sit on the outdoor sofas with the nice view, ask about the minimum charge first.
- Ordering tips: I've heard the weekday menu has more options than the weekend one[9]. If it's your first time and you're afraid of hitting a landmine, you can try the signature dishes I mentioned above, or just blindly order the Bone Marrow Mac & Cheese[10], it's sinful and so addictive!
- Be cautious about events: They occasionally host things like outdoor movie nights, but I've heard friends who went complain that the experience was just so-so. Not only was the food service chaotic, but the music from the bar would also clash with the movie's audio. If you're thinking of going, I'd suggest lowering your expectations first[11].
- Jakarta's city center: a bamboo oasis! By day, it's a Bali country club brunch paradise. [1]
- Must-order! Jakarta's top-3 wok hei Indonesian fried rice. The Truffle Pasta? Explosive truffle flavor, every bite's a wow! [2][3]
- Nighttime: Jakarta's ultimate social spot! Lights on, chill to the max with friends. [4]
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