13,000+ Google reviews and a perfect 5.0? Is this Malang bakery really that legendary?
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2026-03-05
A Malang bakery with a perfect 5.0 Google rating sounds like a dream, but is it true? This article explores Loopi Hoopi, a spot famous for its silky gelato and delicious vanilla milkbuns. While the desserts might live up to the hype, the review also uncovers the real story: there's no seating, service is chaotic, and there are even shocking reports of moldy cakes. Find out if it's truly worth visiting despite its legendary rating.
The moment I stepped into Loopi Hoopi, I was almost overwhelmed by the amazing smell… The air was filled with the buttery aroma of freshly baked bread and the sweet scent of cake, and the lighting and music were also super chill[1], the vibe was absolutely perfect.
Seeing the rare 5.0 perfect score[2] and tens of thousands of reviews on Google Maps, I thought, this is a sure thing, definitely Mantap! But when I, holding a big plate of desserts, was excitedly looking for a place to Nongkrong, I was completely dumbfounded…
The Desserts Are Genuinely Good, But...
Let's start with the good stuff, their variety of desserts is enough to overwhelm anyone with choice paralysis. You have to get their signature Gelato[3], the texture is truly silky smooth and melts in your mouth, the sweetness is just right, it's worthy of its reputation as a must-try in Malang.
I also tried the Vanilla Milkbun[4] that so many people recommended, the bread itself has a great chewy texture, not that fake kind of softness, and the filling's sweetness is also spot on, I loved this one! There are also the Eclairs[5], which are quite exquisitely made, the cream is smooth and not too rich, and they look gorgeous.
Let's Be Real, There Are Downsides Too
OK, enough with the praise, time for some real talk. Their service process is honestly a bit Anjay… When it's crowded, they don't follow the queue at all, but go by the number on your box, which is chaotic, and the staff members seem a bit out of it, and lack enthusiasm[6].
Most importantly, while scrolling through reviews, I saw some girls mention they bought M!O!L!D!Y! C!A!K!E![7] during the evening flash sale. Although I didn't have this problem, food safety issues are just unacceptable! Girls, if you're going for the discounted items, be sure to open your eyes wide and check them carefully!
A Guide to Avoiding Pitfalls (Save This!)
- Key point: There's no seating inside! This shop is purely for takeaway[8], if you want to sit down and eat, you have to take it to the Nakoa coffee shop next door and order a drink.
- How to score a deal at the flash sale? If you want to save money, you can check out their 50% off flash sale in the evening, usually from 19:00-21:00[9]. But it seems you have to meet certain conditions to participate, like following their social media. And... given the complaints mentioned earlier, be sure to carefully check for freshness when you buy!
- Is it worth going? If you're a dessert lover, it's worth going for the Gelato and bread. But if you're expecting a perfect café experience, you might be disappointed. Lower your expectations before you go, and you'll be much happier! 😉
- Instantly enveloped by the **butter aroma of freshly baked bread** and sweet cake. Super chill lighting and music create an amazing vibe [1].
- **Gelato** is silky smooth, melts in your mouth, and perfectly sweet – a Malang must-try [2].
- The **Vanilla Milkbun** has a super chewy texture and perfectly sweet filling – you'll be hooked [3].
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