Google 4.8 stars... invincible? This Bandung spot, I warn you, avoid peak hours!
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2026-02-01
Discover a Bandung cafe with a stellar 4.8-star Google rating, set in a charming Dutch colonial house. It's loved for its homey vibe and surprisingly huge, value-for-money food portions. While unique menu items like brisket sourdough toast are a major draw, be prepared for massive crowds and tricky parking. This article breaks down the pros and cons, offering a survival guide to help you visit smart and avoid the peak-hour chaos for the best experience.
Crazy, is this a cafe or a market? 😅 Initially saw a 4.8-star Google rating, expectations were already sky-high. When I arrived, sure enough, it was super crowded! It was already hard to find parking for cars, people were coming in and out non-stop. I even thought, “Is it *that* good?” to the point people are willing to squeeze in.
Anjay Portions, Grandma's House Vibe
As soon as I got a seat and looked around, I understood why people felt at home. The place is an old Dutch colonial house transformed into a cafe. Cool and peaceful, it feels very homey, like I'm just Nongkrong at my own house [1]. Makes you want to Chill for hours.
Well, the highlight was when the food arrived. Seriously, I was shocked. The portions were HUGE! 🤣 For Jakarta girls, this could definitely be shared by two. It's really `worth it`, Bandung prices, portions like they're for giants [2].
I ordered Toasted Berry's[3], sourdough Roti with beef brisket and blueberry jam. Sounds weird, right? But when I tried it, oh Anjay, `Mantap`! Salty savory met fresh sweet, the balance was just perfect. Their coffee is also not just any coffee, I tried their Quasso Espresso[4], it's very unique, a `shaken coffee` with a different texture. Approved!
Being Honest: Hot & Hit-or-Miss
Okay, now for the honest part. Even though the rating is god-tier, there are downsides too. The place, especially the second floor, is HOT, girl! 🥵 Want to turn on the AC? Sure, but there's a minimum spend of 2.2 million... HELLOOWW? I'd rather buy my own AC and take it home 🤣 [5].
Regarding the taste, I heard it's a bit hit-or-miss. My order yesterday was safe and delicious. But some people have had a 'zonk' experience, saying the food was just 'B aja' (mediocre) or even got eggs that weren't fresh [6]. So yeah, just prepare yourself mentally.
📝 My Survival Guide
To make your `Nongkrong` experience more optimal, here's a cheat sheet from me:
- 🚗 Parking: SUPER DIFFICULT. Seriously, it's better to take an ojol/taxi than to get dizzy circling around looking for illegal parking that charges exorbitant prices [7].
- 🥵 Anti-Sweat: If you're the type who sweats easily, request to sit in the cooler downstairs area. Avoid the second floor in the middle of the day.
- ⏰ Sacred Hours: DO NOT come during lunch or weekend brunch, unless you're super patient to queue.
- 💻 WFC? Maybe not: They say the WiFi often disconnects, so if you need a god-tier connection for work, it's better to find another place [8].
- 🐾 No Pets: This place is `not pet-friendly`, so leave your beloved dogs/cats at home for now.
- Tucked in a Dutch colonial house, the vibe's incredible, cozy like grandma's place – you'll stay forever! [1]
- Don't let the price fool you – portions are massive [2]! One serving is double, pure "jumbo" value [3].
- Challenge their Toasted Berry's [4]? Beef and blueberry sauce: a perfect sweet-savory blend, so balanced you'll scream, "Anjay, mantap!" [5]
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