I forgave this Hobbit house's wobbly stairs, all for its matcha tiramisu.
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2026-01-24
Step into a real-life Hobbit house at this charming Jakarta cafe! Its photogenic, Middle-earth-inspired design is a huge draw, but the real magic lies in the desserts. Skip the mains and go straight for the signature Matcha Tiramisu or the divine Burnt Cheesecake. While it can get pricey and crowded, the cozy, pet-friendly upstairs area makes it a unique spot for a sweet
Anjay, when I stumbled upon this shop in PIK, I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me. When did a Hobbit village open here? 🛖 The facade design is on point, totally made for taking pictures. Any random shot looks like you've traveled to Middle-earth. Later I found out that this is the first Jakarta branch of that viral shop from Batam[1].
The space inside isn't huge, but the wooden structure and warm lighting set the mood just right, making it very cozy. It's totally the kind of place where you can come with your girls for a 'pretty cafe' session[2]. But it gets a bit crowded on weekends, so it's basically impossible to get that perfect shot with no one in it.
🍰 Desserts are the main event, just skip the main courses
Honestly, I came here specifically for the desserts. I glanced at the main courses, and the reviews are pretty average. A friend who ordered one said it tasted very meh[3].
So let's get straight to the point:
Matcha Tiramisu[4]: The signature must-order! The texture is super creamy and smooth, and the sweetness is just right, not cloying. However, the matcha flavor is on the refreshing side, so if you're a hardcore matcha lover, you might find it not rich enough.
Burnt Cheesecake[5]: So good it makes you want to scream! The cheese flavor is rich, yet the texture is light and fluffy. Finishing a whole one by yourself is no problem at all. I heard it might be a seasonal special, so it's best to ask before you go. If you can order it, you've scored.
The coffee quality is on point, but don't bother ordering the iced tea. A friend said it was as bland as water[6]...
🤫 Let's talk about some hard truths
Although the ambiance and desserts are Mantap, I have to mention the downsides too.
First, the price. A slice of cake is around 45k-60k rupiah, and drinks are 30k-50k. For a cafe in Jakarta, it's considered 'quite pricey'[7]. Second, when it's crowded, the service can be really slow[8]. After ordering, just be patient, nongkrong, and scroll through your phone.
The thing I want to complain about the most is the facilities. That staircase leading to the second floor, while pretty, doesn't feel very stable. When my friend and I walked up it together, it would 'auto-vibrate' 😂[9], which was a bit scary. Also, the design of the restroom, compared to the rest of the place, can only be described as a bit of a 'letdown'.
📝 Guide to Avoiding Pitfalls & Tips
Finally, here are the key points for the girls who want to check this place out:
- Time: Definitely don't go on a weekend! If you want to take good photos and have a good experience, come on a weekday! Otherwise, it's just people, people, people[10].
- Crowd: Purely for taking photos and small gatherings with friends. Thinking of bringing a laptop to work? I'd advise against it! Outlets are rare, and the Wi-Fi signal is basically non-existent[11].
- Good news for pet owners: The upstairs area is pet-friendly! You can bring your fur babies to chill with you, have to give props for this[12].
- Safety: For girls with kids or those wearing high heels, please be really careful on the stairs to the second floor[13].
- Jakarta's secret Hobbit Village! 🛖 Its incredible facade makes every photo feel like you've stepped into Middle-earth [1].
- Must-order Burnt Cheesecake! Rich, light, and scream-worthy delicious – snag it if you can! [2]
- Upstairs has a pet-friendly zone! Bring your fur babies to Chill. Pet parents, this is your spot! [3]
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