Top-tier equipment with pre-ground coffee? This Jakarta cafe has me utterly confused.
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2026-01-24
Two Thrds Coffee in Jakarta boasts a stunning design and a high-end Astoria Tempesta machine, promising a premium experience. But is it all style over substance? This review explores the confusing reality behind the photogenic facade, from overwhelmingly sweet, non-adjustable signature drinks to cold, impersonal service. Discover why this cafe might disappoint serious coffee lovers and learn the tips and tricks for ordering right if you decide to visit this perplexing, takeaway-focused spot.
Every time I pass through the lobby of Senayan Sentral I, I'm drawn to this island coffee bar called Two Thrds Coffee. The design is truly impeccable—minimalist and photogenic, it just looks Mantap! I thought to myself, this place is opened by the well-known coffee brand People Temple[1] and is equipped with a top-of-the-line machine like the Astoria Tempesta, so it must be king-tier, right? The result... Anjay! I can only say, the higher the expectation, the bigger the"surprise."
Following the top recommendation, I ordered the signature Two Thrds Latte[2] and eagerly awaited my first sip... Huh? I was hit by an overwhelming sweetness! It was like an iced coffee milk loaded with syrup, so sweet it made my head spin, and the sweetness level couldn't be adjusted at all. I timidly asked the staff, and with a cool"you don't get it" look on their face, they replied,"Our signature is sweet. If you don't like sweet drinks, you should have ordered a Flat White." Alright then, my bad. 🤷♀️
Not giving up, I tried their Matcha Latte[3]. A friend said it was good, but when I asked, I found out—wow—it's made from a pre-sweetened powder mix, and the sweetness level is also fixed. It costs 50k[4] for a cup, and for a"premium instant mix" where you can't even choose the sweetness... I'll let you guys be the judge of that value for money. Of course, to be fair, some of the special creations are on point. For example, the pink one, Pink Lovers[5], has a very unique taste and is perfect for girls who love trying new things.
But that's not even the main point. The biggest complaint has to be the service! Getting a cold shoulder the whole time is one thing, but they were also unresponsive when I asked about the menu. The craziest part is, when the coffee is ready, they just shout from the counter for you to come get it yourself[6]. The feeling... it's like you're not there for coffee, but to line up for food in a cafeteria. What a total waste of such great equipment and good coffee beans.
A Guide to Avoiding Pitfalls | How to Order Right?
- If you have a major sweet tooth: Go straight for the signature Two Thrds Latte[7]. That cloyingly sweet and slightly salty flavor might be just your thing.
- If you're a serious coffee aficionado: Please steer clear of all the fancy signature drinks and just order a Flat White or a pour-over. The beans themselves aren't bad, so don't let the syrup ruin them.
- Don't even think about adjusting the sweetness: Drinks like the Matcha Latte[8] are all pre-mixed. Don't waste your breath asking for less sugar, because the answer is no.
- Takeaway is the way to go: There's very little seating in the shop[9], as it's primarily designed for takeout. Don't plan on coming here to Nongkrong for an afternoon. Just grab your drink and go; the experience might be a little better that way. Otherwise, you'll be so done
- Senayan Sentral I: minimalist, photogenic design, top-tier coffee machine. Insta-worthy! [1]
- Signature Two Thrds Latte challenges: dizzying sweet-and-salty flavor. A sweet tooth's dream! [2]
- They shout your name for pickup – 'canteen-style' service! Quirky charm is unique – dare to try? [3]
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