This Banjarbaru spot: Gorgeous enough to join, slow enough to block
qponx
2026-03-05
Discover CALMA Coffee, a Banjarbaru spot with a stunning Bali-style courtyard and pool that’s perfect for photos. While the French Toast and refreshing mocktails are definite hits, the beautiful vibe can be spoiled by painfully slow service and inconsistent food during peak hours. This review offers essential tips on the best times to visit and what to order, helping you enjoy the gorgeous atmosphere without the frustrating wait at this beautiful but flawed cafe.
As soon as I got to Banjarbaru, my friend dragged me to this place, CALMA Coffee, saying it's a hidden gem tucked inside a Guesthouse. Honestly, I didn't have high hopes at first, but the moment I walked in, Anjay! I was completely stunned by the beautiful courtyard with a swimming pool. Sunlight, green plants, blue pool water, the whole vibe is totally Bali Chill style![1]
The indoor area has air conditioning, perfect for someone like me who can't stand the heat and needs to work on a laptop; the outdoor area is right next to the pool, and it must be even more Mantap when the lights come on at night. We ordered a few of their signature items, and I really have to praise the French Toast[2]. It was soft, fluffy, and sweet, no wonder it's a best seller and often sold out. There was also a Mocktail called Lychee Springs[3] that my friend ordered. I took a sip, Whoa, crazy good! It was unbelievably refreshing and perfect for beating the heat. The portions are also quite generous; I feel like one main course is enough for two girls to share[4].
BUT! The good experience ended there... Here come the complaints, girls, listen up! We went during the lunch rush, and as soon as it got crowded, the staff just disappeared. The food came out so slowly it made me question my existence[5]. My friend's rice dish came out cold, and the rice was a bit hard[6], which instantly ruined the experience. Although the outdoor scenery is nice, the plastic chairs were a bit of a letdown, and the restroom was, ummm... let's just say it's hard to describe[7].
A Guide to Avoiding Pitfalls, Learned the Hard Way
So, for all the girls who want to check this place out, take my advice:
- 1. Definitely don't go during meal times! If you're in a hurry or starving, I'm begging you, don't go. If you want to properly enjoy the atmosphere, I suggest going during teatime when it's less crowded and quiet.
- 2. Ask in advance if you want a good seat! I heard someone was nicely settled in and then got "asked" to leave because the restaurant was booked for a private event[8]. If you're planning an event or a large gathering, be sure to call ahead and confirm.
- 3. Good news for drivers: The parking lot is huge and free, so you don't have to worry about finding a spot[9].
- 4. Hidden Perk: If you happen to be staying at the Soka Guesthouse next door, congratulations, you get a discount on your meal[10]!
- 5. Coffee lovers should give it a try: They're quite particular about their coffee beans. For espresso, they use 'Daydreamer' beans from Brazil[11], and if you want pour-over, they rotate their beans monthly, which is quite professional.
- CALMA Coffee greets you with a courtyard pool. Think sunlight, green plants, and blue water for instant Bali vibes [1].
- Don't miss the signature French Toast. It's fluffy, sweet, and a best seller that often sells out fast [2].
- Cool down with the Lychee Springs mocktail. It's so refreshing, you'll be shouting “Anjrit gokil!” [3].
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