No one told you these unwritten rules for Palmilla?

The beach clubs in southern Bali are insanely competitive, but Palmilla still managed to stand out with its prime cliffside spot on Melasti Beach. When I first arrived, I was truly stunned by the beautiful sea view; it felt like any photo you take would look like a blockbuster shot. BUT! The tricks start right at the entrance... The 100,000 IDR entrance fee[1] is just the beginning, so girls, don't rush in just yet.

Immersive Experience: Half Seawater, Half Flame

The moment you step in, you're on soft sand. The whole club blends seamlessly with the beach, and the design is truly Mantap. The music isn't too loud, just right for that Chill vibe where you can chat and Nongkrong with friends[2]. At sunset, the view is criminally beautiful. Watching the sun drop into the sea, all your worries just disappear.

Now let's talk about the food; the reviews for this place are really polarized. Some people hype up their burgers like they're divine[3], so I gave it a try... Hmm, it does taste good, the patty is juicy, but it's really a bit mini[4]. A guy could probably finish it in one bite. The Tacos[5], on the other hand, were a pleasant surprise—fresh and delicious, definitely worth ordering! But there were some misses too, like the salad my friend ordered. The dressing was pitifully scarce; it felt like eating plain grass[6].

Let's Be Real: The Downsides and Pitfalls

Alright, enough with the praise, let's get real. The spending rules here are honestly a bit complicated and not very friendly for those with decision paralysis. Besides the entrance fee, if you want to lie on a daybed, there's a minimum spend, ranging from 1M to 1.5M IDR[7]. And the service is really a gamble. It gets chaotic when it's crowded, and we even encountered a waiter who looked so grumpy, it was like I owed him money[8]. Anjay! I'm paying money to Chill, not to be judged, okay?

A Heartfelt Guide to Avoiding the Traps (Save this now!)

Complaints aside, if you're really just going for that view, take note of this guide I've written in blood and tears—it'll save you a lot of trouble!

Overall, this is a place you pay for the view and the photos. As for the food and service... just be zen about it. The view is truly incredible, but don't have high expectations for anything else. 😉

• Best Time to Go: Want those epic shots with no one in them? Rush in right when they open at 10 AM[3]! Fewer people, great lighting, and you can strike any pose you want.
• Money-Saving Hack: If you don't want to spend big on a daybed, there's a free seating area on the second floor (no minimum spend). The view is pretty good too, and it's more cost-effective to just order a drink and enjoy the scenery[7].
• Transportation Woes: Gojek/Grab can only drop you off outside, and you have to walk quite a long way to get there[9]. Getting back is even more troublesome, as the entrance is full of the "taxi mafia." It's best to arrange for your driver to wait or just hire a private car for the day.
• No Outside Food/Drinks: Security at the entrance is strict. Any food or drinks you bring yourself will be mercilessly confiscated[10], so don't even try to get around it.
• Payment Mystery: Be sure to ask clearly before paying! Some reviews say paying by card is cheaper, while others say there's a service fee for cash[11]? I honestly don't get this system.